Goblin: Hey, careful with that; it's my wife's. Yeah. Toy shop Sandwich shop Barbershop Fishmongers Cupcake Emporium 3/10. This morning my mom made me butterfly-shaped waffles. Alex Russo: Ugh, what's so good about it? The real magic is you two working together. Harper: Yeah, that's 'cause they quit after you beaned them with croutons yesterday. [Justin and Max have lost Alex's guinea pigs that are really their parents transformed and try to figure out a solution]. Harper: [Groans] You want to get rid of her? Alex Russo: [Alex laughs evilly] Thank you. Alexandra Margarita Russo was born on October 19, 1992 in a taxi cab, #804, in New York City to Theresa and Jerry Russo. Alex Russo: I'll work it out with my parents. Alex Russo: [showing Harper the fashion magazine office] So. And right now, I'm kind of glad. It goes like this: Later, losers. We still have Cupid. He... he got out because... because I kinda let him out. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1. But if there was, then would I be in charge? When I said 'Harper' I meant stop talking! C $15.11. Harper Finkle: I did it, Alex. We don't respect you 'cause you say things like that. Alex Russo: I did this because family is important to me, Justin. Sometimes I don't have to do anything, and I still win. Grrrtarist: Oh, you want the Christmas album. I'll call it 'Russo's Sticky Strips'. ", Alex Russo: "Sherwood is sucked into an alternate frontier that's riddled with crime and food he's never encountered before. [holds up paintbrush] I think you dropped this. Here's a cute girl. Oh, he needs to return that first-place ribbon; I'm making a call. Wizards of Waverly Place Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Jerry Russo: [frustrated] This one has too much cheese. Eddie: Yeah, you're gonna have to turn that down. Can't anyone dunk me? Theresa Russo: [handing lunches to the kids] Okay. Alex Russo: Even when I break the rules and use magic behind your back? Justin Russo: [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now. Max Russo: Hey, I've got something that'll put our name on the wizard map! What are you doing here? 19:31. Jerry Russo: You are in so much trouble, young lady! Theresa Russo: Jerry, I don't think you understand; now they have to work together. Justin Russo: There is no competition. Max Russo: Dancing. Alex Russo: [talking about Gigi] We're going to that sale and I'm gonna show her up. Harper: I'd like to buy one of your CDs. Brian: Oh, I didn't. I mixed up a bunch of spells and now I've got Harper's brain in my head. Justin Russo: Vice-principal Clemens, Earl the crossing guard, my biology teacher and all the ladies in the front office. Justin Russo: We gave the elves chocolate! Rep. Jamie Raskin says 'This cannot be the future of America' in opening statements at Trump's impeachment trial. PA Announcer: Will Justin Russo report to lost and found; we have your cape and light-saber. Oh, you know what other trophy I've done? Is she okay? I mean she's defeated the dark angels, save the world from an asteroid, plus Justin can *easily* get a job if he doesn't win - we'd be stuck with her forever. Max Russo: That's right I got you- Wait! Theresa Russo: So, how long have you been in this line of work? His Catchphrase is "I'll Show You (blank)". Alex Russo: Justin, when you wear it every day for a week, it's not new; it just needs a wash. Max Russo: [Max hits him with a water balloon] OK. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 3 - I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain. Yeah, like, like remember when I let all those monsters out of that book? Wizards of Waverly Place | It's a Laugh Productions| Disney Channel. Justin Russo: [Justin hits his buzzer] It's working. Justin Russo: In walks this brand new girl, and she is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life. Only one bar in the wizard world; this stinks! With Selena Gomez, David Henrie, Jake T. Austin, Jennifer Stone. Professor Crumbs: I am deeply saddened that it has come to this, but the Russo line of wizards will end forever. Justin Russo: Alex! Justin Russo: Maybe I was saving room for friends. Store Manager: [appearing from behind cloth] These sales get crazier and crazier every year. Dean: Oh sweet shining Alex, thou art the bomb. 2,693 people follow this. Alex Russo: Yeah, now that's true. Uncle Kelbo: [passes his wand phone to Alex] Okay, you remember what to say, right? Gigi: Yea, I've had this shoes for about a week. Their new tour's awesome! Jerry Russo: Wow. Alex Russo: That's right. Justin Russo: I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's no such thing as a buttknuckle. Seasons. Good luck, Justin! Alex Russo: [Scoffs] Yes, it's in Rome, duh! Mr. Taylor: [glowering at him] *That* was never funny. I get it! To Sawyer. She's supposed to turn up to my marriage and family class. Mom and dad told me it was the pizza delivery guy; I haven't eaten pizza in like eight years. I-I-I prepared myself - knowing that the next time I walked through that portal, one of us would be the family wizard - not none of us would be the family wizard. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 3 - I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain. Alex Russo: No, Harper! Justin Russo: How could you sabotage the audition? No crusts. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. Theresa Russo: We were this close to becoming a normal family. Max Russo: [Tasting the substance] Yep, that's griffin - bird with a hint of cat. Justin Russo: And if any of my friends ask you, your girlfriend actually *talked* to me! Over Christmas vacation. Featured. Max Russo: [reading a comic book] The best superhero crime fighter on the planet, is Mr. Spandex Avenger. Jerry Russo: Oh and now I'm losing a customer. Alex Russo: Well, then it's no help to me! Harper Finkle: D wasn't even close; why are you so sure you're right? Meanwhile, Jerrydecides to close down the family business. I never know what to say to him. Justin Russo: It's okay, you deserve this more than anyone. Jerry Russo: No, I'm talking about magic. That song was good; I didn't know they made a book out of it. You use big words like "transparent". Theresa Russo: Oh, it's so great to play a civilized game of charades with the family. Harper Finkle: Battle Diva, Rise to the stars where you belong! [holds up pullover with 6 arms] She must be very, uh... handy. Kari Langsdorf: Are there cats, like, disguised as farm animals, like cows and stuff? Max Russo: [surprised] We're taking an exam? Gigi: I don't even know why I try to embarrass you. Doing good. Max Russo: [after the tiny trophy man crawls up his sleeve and emerges from his pants leg, carrying a pair of white underpants] Hey, my underwear! The series was created by Todd J. Greenwald, and stars Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin as three wizard siblings with magical abilities competing to win sole custody of the family powers. Jerry Russo: I don't carry that kind of cash! Juliet Van Heusen: [Grabbing one of Mason's pom poms] GO JUSTIN! Alex Russo, Harper: [singing] What's that? The fighting, the cheating, the crying when someone lost. Rate. I forgot to do my wizard presentation so I'm just making one up on the spot. Harper Finkle: Oh, what is your topic going to be? Jerry Russo: Oh my gosh, we're all losers! Alex Russo: I think it's time for a little announcement. I still have to write an essay so I'll get chosen to go to the World School Summit, at the UN. Alex Russo: Harper! Season: OR . Justin Russo: Where'd all this come from? Max Russo: Alex, of course I forgive you. Just talk to Harper's brain. I mean, you're so good at it yourself. Ah, Justin. Harper Finkle: The same reason you stay on the couch for the entire month of July. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. How do you even know that? Justin Russo: [on phone] Eh, Mom. I'm dancing like a chicken. Mason Greyback: And I made you turn old and hobble off into the woods. Dark Side Of The Ring. views. So officially, you're in! Alex Russo: I thought that we agreed we hate Gigi so much we'd never say her name. Stupid, stupid, stupid! A hat! Harper: Aw. Or as we tech-world hipsters like to call it, "e-waste". 3:23. Alex Russo: Miranda Hampson? Justin Russo: And not just us - any Russo from now on. Theresa Russo: Isn't this the strangest thing you have ever seen? Justin Russo: [reciting a spell] We've had enough of all these fears, so hurry up and get us out of here. Come by the Sub Station after school. 29 product ratings - Disney Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie Extended Edition DVD Brand New! Justin Russo: Yeah, well, I fit in best with adults; I'm very mature. Emotion potions. Justin Russo: Mi amore, let's go for a carriage ride around Central Park. Jerry Russo: Okay, everybody, gather round. Cause I'm here for you. Theresa Russo: Don't worry, Honey. Justin Russo: Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things. Max Russo: You mean how you won't turn on the AC in here? And then in the twelfth century there were nine native... Jerry Russo: Time! Oh, man! Professor Crumb: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute. Time for the semi-annual new sandwich idea meeting. I mean, it's the crack of dawn; stop being so adorable. In Wizards vs. Vampires On Waverly Place, when trying to get information about the Van Heusen's new sandwich shop he meets Juliet whom he discovers is a vampire. Justin and Juliet first meet. Because it's very easy to become confused in a cloud. Theresa Russo: I don't know. The loudest, angriest, most soul-wrenching one you have. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. C'mon, pick your moves up. Alex Russo: It's to go with her potato-skin sweater. Jerry Russo: Now, what you are about to see I normally don't condone, but it's a heck of a lot of fun. Jerry Russo: [chanting] I've got me some pudding. Justin Russo: It was *you*? Jerry Russo: Well, I always loved the Substation because it was a family business. Log In. You've already got two people, right here. Harper Finkle: Whoa, that last multiple choice question was really hard. Jerry Russo: Alex, your brother is not your pack mule. From United States +C $6.31 shipping. Juliet Van Heusen: No hard feelings then? Max Russo: Dad said if this ever happened, we should run and change our names. I was watching the Mets game the other day, and there was a fly ball that went up and never came down. Justin Russo: How do you know I didn't forget my locker combination and then use magic to remember it? [he picks them up] Okay, thank you for eating at Waverley Sub Station; come again. Chancellor Tootietootie: Somebody want to check on Justin's buzzer? Just dump her! Flutter: [laughs] You're girls. Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012) Episode List. Trophy Man: Yeah. They're all gone. Brian: Justin! AGAIN! And when grandma's here no-one uses magic or talks about magic. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. Max Russo: I guess we found out how long the spell lasts. Jerry Russo: Today's lesson is about potions that make you have emotions. Justin Russo: Okay, let me... let me see. Alex Russo, Justin Russo: [in unison]... 23, left eight digits, but don't fidget, 31, now for the last, don't go too fast, six, and you're off to class. And since she's your mother's mother and not my mother she doesn't know anything about all of this. When I had that college brain in my head I realized that I knew all that stuff anyway; now it's time to get on with the real learning. Theresa Russo: And pull the cord! Alex Russo: [sarcastically] Oh, my gosh, it's the Thursday pop quiz we have every Thursday; I'm totally caught off-guard. Wizards also participated in a Massive Crossover Event titled Wizards On Deck with Hannah Montana. Alex Russo: Umm i-it was at this place, with this guy, and um it was very romantic. Your heart must really be broken. Justin Russo: I'm staying here to watch your plan blow up and pop. TOP 10 STUDIO. Theresa Russo: Honey, I got rid of that thing for a reason. Justin Russo: It turns out the Finkle's really... stinkle. I can prove it. Alex Russo: I told you I though we would come back in time. lol jk anyone can watch! Alex Russo: Because I don't want to go to Romania any more. [Screams and laughs]. Jerry Russo: That's not for a long while, Justin. You must be exhausted! Justin Russo: Yeah. What is the name of the Family in the Wizards of Waverly Place? Max Russo: Oh, no, I know, but I changed my last name too. You know, uh, this might sound kinda lame, but I didn't think you knew my name. Max Russo: The crust-lover's special. Harper Finkle: Do you even know where Romania is? Alex Russo: Harper, doing what's right has never really been my goal. Wizards of Waverly Place TV. Alex Russo: Well I'll be the one laughing like a hyena. On March 15, 2013, The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex premiered as a one-hour television special. Mason Greyback: [Taking back the pom pom] GO ALEX! Alex Russo: I can't take *you* seriously. Alex Russo, Harper, Theresa Russo: [singing] We see right through your funky hat! Theresa and Jerry Russo send down their eldest son, Justin Russo to check out the place. Alex Russo: Yeah, once you said essay, all I heard was blah blah-blah blah-blah. Theresa Russo: That's right. Dump her hard! 106. videos. Alex Russo: What'd you crash into in a cloud? Alex Russo: Dad, you know normally I'd say something to get out of work right now, but that hand on your shoulder's kinda freaking me out. I panicked! Wizards vs. Vampires on Waverly Place (2009) #2.26 Justin: That's why they had fangs. 6. [hugs Harper]. The following is a list of episodes and film for the Disney Channel Original Series Wizards of Waverly Place.The series premiered from October 12, 2007 to January 6, 2012 spanning 4 seasons, and produced 106 episodes along with an hour-long "return" episode that premiered on March 15, 2013. Alex Russo: I know I always bag on Justin, but when it really counts, he's got my back. Are you jealous? Jamie Raskin Gives Opening Statement at … Alex Russo: I'm sorry, Maxie. Wizards of Waverly Place TV's channel, the place to watch all videos, playlists, and live streams by Wizards of Waverly Place TV on Dailymotion. Harper Finkle: Touch screen ordering it's dehumanizing when a robot gets your order wrong and if we're not careful they're going to rise up and take over the world. Justin Russo: Not everything's always about you, Alex. Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich. Supermodel Cindy Crawford walked a runway on season two of "WOWP." Jerry: You're dating the competition? Alex Russo: See? Jerry Russo: Eva Longoria goes to your school? You love it when I lose customers. Because I'm the president. It may be the only chance I'll have to wear my meat-catching hat. 1/10. Wizards of Waverly Place S01E01 Crazy Ten Minute Sale. Justin Russo: We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? Alex Russo: What girl? "Uncontrollable transformations, see page six eighty-five." Alex Russo: Well, dad, aren't you rushing into this? From United States. Insider . It was a joke, and so are you! Pass. [hands phone over] Feel free to add your number so we don't lose touch- yeah, okay. Alex Russo: I'm not constantly jealous. Oh, honey, are you crying? Now it's about him always messing me up! Woooo! Henry: Dude. OK, so you and dad crossed over into New Jersey, right? Justin Russo: [reciting a spell] I'm scared of what might happen next, so take us to the mondoplex! I think they're old enough to handle it now. Uh. Alex Russo: Why are you looking at me? Harper Finkle: Hey Alex. Alex Russo, Harper, Theresa Russo: What's that? *Her* getting even is *way* worse than telling. Alarm: Warning! A new sandwich shop is opened on Waverly Place which worries the Russo family because business is not good . Mason Greybeck: I know. Harper Finkle: [leaving with Nellie] What are you going to wear? Jerry Russo: [to Alex and Justin] It looks like you're both winners. Let's get out of here. Justin Russo: Yeah dude, no problem. Let's start off Thursday's class like we always do: with an oral pop quiz. Alex Russo: Justin, I think you know what! I um, think you're going to make a great wizard. 4. Theresa Russo: It's weird. Harper: Sure, they're pretty understanding. Attention shoppers! With Masons help, the young wizards find Juliet, but Justin thinks that Mason has captured and took Alex along with … Search. I thought they were supposed to grant you three wishes. Jerry Russo: [on the Van Heusens] They're like shaved wolves... that can vote! Harper Finkle: Gosh! Jerry Russo: No, she's just your older sister. Zeke Beakerman: I just always wanna be a little boy and to have fun. I'm cuter, I'm more fun to talk to, and I don't have dental floss on a key chain. You mean where stuck up girls make snooty faces at us while they pluck our eyebrows until we scream and then they tell us "well you'd be pretty if you took care of your skin."? It's a sandwich made out of only bread crusts. Justin Russo: How's your last day at school, Alex? Page Transparency See More. Nellie Rodriguez: Yeah, I can't wait. Harper Finkle: You get those sometimes, right? Theresa Russo: Okay, kids, watch this. ", Alex Russo: "The Russo sisters, Alex and Justine, have taken over the reins with flair.". [takes her backpack] There, all straight. Alex Russo: He took me to that touch screen place in the mall. Let's get to know each other! Justin is taking a video of the restaurant and reading their menu when Juliet van Heusen, daughter of the restaurant's owner, sees him. Daryl Sabara on "Wizards of Waverly Place." Alex, I thought this was just about getting bands. [TJ zaps into the Russos' house and sees what his parents are eating]. Alex Russo: [Professor Crumb, about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers! Alex Russo: [Alex hits him with a water balloon] Oh, look, a tidal wave. Justin Russo: T.O.B. Alex Russo: When are you gonna let that go? Alucard loves to scare people, although he is not very good at it. Alex Russo: No, you should keep them. Alex Russo: Oh. I mean real, which is what made it fake. Harper: Really? Alex Russo: [reciting a spell] although I like such tasty snacks I'd rather have my Brother Max. Love, Mary Beth Evilini. The series was created by Todd J. Greenwald, and stars Selena Gomez, David Henrie and Jake T. Austin as three wizard siblings with magical abilities competing to win sole custody of the family powers. Alex Russo: Seriously, you have to make your stories more interesting, because all I'm hearing is blah, blah-blah, blah-blah.