White House 'The world has changed': The scrambled new politics of the minimum wage. '', On Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Mother's Day: ''This is a tough holiday for Rahm. ''', —the #1 item from Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises, which he presented on the Letterman show, ''The Jonas Brothers are here, they're out there somewhere. What really happened in Roswell? The IBM strategic repository for digital assets such as images and videos is located at dam.ibm.com. "—President Obama, reacting to Donald Trump's admission that Obama was born in the United States, after Trump pushed the "birther" conspiracy theory for five years, ''These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be. '', ''I must confess I really did not want to be here tonight. Hello? Or creepy. Featured below are videos from the House Intel and Judiciary Committees' impeachment hearings. He has been widely cited as a political humor expert and authored two books on the subject. Actually Mitt is his middle name. Maybe Dick Morris? I mean, I remember when BuzzFeed was just something I did in college around 2:00 a.m.'', On a new spirit of bipartisanship: ''We're seeing people with strong disagreements get along as never before. We've tried a number of different approaches, and tonight, I'm announcing a new one. '', —President Obama at the 2013 White House Correspondents' Dinner, ''If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. '', —President Obama, ribbing Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner, ''I don't want to be invited to the family hunting party. And on the 73rd day, I will rest. Sheldon would have been better off offering me $100 million to drop out of the race. '', ''Recently, [Romney's] campaign criticized me for slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon. In fact, I understand Governor Romney was so incensed he asked his staff if he could get some equal time on 'The Merv Griffin Show. they ask. Collect, curate and comment on your files. —President Obama at the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner. ''', ''Some of my former advisers have switched over to the dark side. But hey, can anybody tell me when an administration has ever regretted picking a fight with Bob Woodward? I am just casually looking through some White House Correspondents Dinner pics and S.E. '', On the news media: ''Most of you covered me. We all know what happens in Arizona when you don't have ID. That's good. I don't often get a chance to be in a room with an ego that's bigger than mine. H/T to buzzfeed for the .gifs. It's a plan passed on to me by a close friend and advisor, Oprah Winfrey. So tonight, I want to publicly thank my rock, my foundation -- thank you, Nate Silver. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. It's a plan passed on to me by a close friend and advisor, Oprah Winfrey. And for all those who think I golf too much, let me be clear. '', ''I know that people think I'm not passionate enough. '', On his Teleprompter: ''In the next hundred days, I will learn to go off prompter -- and Joe Biden will learn to stay on it. I don't know about you guys, but I am so relieved that the whole birther thing is over. Apologies to the Fox table. Lots of ups, lots of downs, except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. A pit bull is delicious. Two words for you: predator drones. They actually thought the comparison was not fair -- to Satan. Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. But as I was going through my daily routine — sitting alone in my study, meditating, thinking about how to win the future — I pondered this critique, and calmly rejected it as thoroughly illogical. I mean, ISIL, North Korea, poverty, climate change, none of those things weighed on my mind like the validity of my birth certificate. ''', —President Barack Obama at the 2013 Gridiron Dinner, ''It's been quite a year since I've spoken here last. '', ''The History Channel is not here. See how it goes. Bush. Why don't you get a drink with Mitch McConnell? Michelle would have taken it. '', ''I wasn't sure I should actually come tonight. But I knew I had to come. Stacey Elizabeth Plaskett / ˈ p l æ s k ɪ t / (born May 13, 1966) is an American politician, attorney, and commentator. Your team's Premium Access agreement is expiring soon. But that's politics, it doesn't bother me. Really? So if each of you will look under your seat, you find that -- you get a car company! It's inspiring. '', "They say I'm popular on Twitter and Facebook. ABC News is your trusted source on political news stories and videos. These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night. {{familyColorButtonText(colorFamily.name)}}, {{ winBackSelfRenewNotification.cta_text }}, {{ winBackContactUsNotification.cta_text }}, View {{carousel.total_number_of_results}} results. 'Brady Bunch' siblings reunite for dinner — see the photo. That was the point. I couldn't remember where we landed on that. Top infectious disease expert Anthony S. Fauci and White House press secretary Jen Psaki spoke Feb. 20 about what was needed to get children back in classrooms. '', ''I'm also hard at work on plans for the Obama Library. '', —Barack Obama, posing for a picture with supporters in Indiana, when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket, against which one woman was closely pressed, ''I'm taking my charm offensive on the road -- a Texas barbeque with Ted Cruz, a Kentucky bluegrass concert with Rand Paul, and a book-burning with Michele Bachmann. ", —President Obama, after pausing to drink water in a jab at Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, who was widely mocked when he desperately gulped water during his State of the Union response (2013 Gridiron Dinner), ''While I know I have my share of critics out there, I don't focus on the negative stuff. The Brady kids are all grown up and ready to chow down. It was an intriguing piece, as you can imagine, there were a lot of kicks below the waist. Yes, Michele, this is how it starts. Spoiler Alert: We got Bin Laden. '', ''Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. '', —President Obama at the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner, ''Despite many obstacles, much has changed during my time in office. The newest celeb photos, fashion photos, party pics, celeb families, celeb babies, and all of your favorite stars! And where are Biggie and Tupac? What's the worst that could happen? Now, I know you were a little tense when the GOP tried to cut your funding, but personally I was looking forward to new programming like 'No Things Considered' or 'Wait, Wait...Don't Fund Me. I wish I could use my middle name. Four years later, she won't stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena. Well handled. '', ''Good evening, everybody, I would like to welcome you to the 10-day anniversary of my First 100 Days. posts a pic on her Instagram page calling some guy her husband….I was shocked! I mean, the guy has not even finished a single term in the Senate and he thinks he's ready to be President. You have the former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, current Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney — working together every day, sharing a host body. Get the latest coverage and analysis on everything from the Trump presidency, Senate, House and Supreme Court. You think I'm joking? '', —President Obama at the 2011 Gridiron Dinner, ''I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in 2012, but one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities. And look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they could start with. Alex Rodriguez has had many high-profile romances over the years, being linked to actresses and musicians. You guys are still here? I don't want you to think I'm getting fresh or anything. What’s next S.E., are you going to come out as a democrat….this shit ruined my weekend. Think of me as a trial run, you know? '', ''Look, it's no secret that my Vice President is still ambitious. The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, commonly known as the Al Smith Dinner, is an annual white tie dinner in New York City, United States, to raise funds for Catholic charities supporting children of various needs in the Archdiocese of New York. TV. Most days I barely skim through the comment section of Huffington Post — Daily Kos — Fire Dog Lake — The Daily Dish — boingboing.net. '', — President Barack Obama, at the 2009 Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner, ''One senator who has reached across the aisle recently is Marco Rubio, but I don't know about 2016. '', ''Who is Barack Obama? ''', ''Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. '', ''Another difficult challenge is how to help our automakers thrive in the 21st century. All of you voted for me. The Getty Images design is a trademark of Getty Images. Looking for love. Too many images selected. By using LiveAbout, you accept our, Seth Meyers White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech, Best Late-Night Jokes About NJ Governor Chris Christie, The Funniest Political Quotes of All Time, Craziest Republican Quotes of the 21st Century. You will never see it coming. '', —Barack Obama, on revelations that he and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins, ''Did you know that Sheldon Adelson spent $100 million of his own money on negative ads? Years ago, during a former presidential administration, there was a dinner at the White House honoring a prominent patron of the arts. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf, you fired Gary Busey. Bryan has accompanied his wife, who has been press secretary since January 2017, to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and to the first State Dinner of … '', ''He's warm, he's cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic; you just have to keep him in on a tight leash -- every once in a while he goes charging off and gets himself into trouble. '', ''I know that some folks think we responded to Bob Woodward too aggressively. And some have suggested that we put it in my birthplace, but I'd rather keep it in the United States. Well, love and a birth certificate. '', —Barack Obama, roasting his future chief of staff Rahm Emaneul in 2005, ''Everyone please take your seats, or else Clint Eastwood will yell at them. For example, some people now suggest that I'm too professorial. For example, David Axelrod now works for MSNBC, which is a nice change of pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod. "There's an extra spring in my step tonight. '', On House Minority Leader John Boehner and his fake tan: ''We have a lot in common: He is a person of color. She is a Delegate to the United States House of Representatives from the United States Virgin Islands' at-large congressional district and is a member of the Democratic Party.. Plaskett has practiced law in New York City, Washington, D.C., and the U.S. Virgin Islands. During the second 100 days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days. 23. of 62. '', 'But the truth is when you really get to know Rahm, he does have a softer side, Amy will attest to this; very few people know, I think, know prior to this evening that he studied Ballet for a few years. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama-is-a-devil thing. Daniel Kurtzman is a political journalist turned satirist. Enjoy! Well handled, sir! That's one more problem that I inherited from George W. Show of hands. Trump was impeached by the House on Dec. 18, 2019, setting up the Senate trial. '', ''Now that's my phone buzzing there. He leaned over to me and said, 'Mr. Kids these days. '', ''I think it is fair to say that when it comes to my presidency, the honeymoon is over. '', —President Barack Obama, on the famed statistician and blogger who correctly predicted the 2012 and 2008 presidential election results (2013 Gridiron Dinner), ''The White House Correspondents' Dinner is known as the prom of Washington D.C. -- a term coined by political reporters who clearly never had the chance to go to an actual prom. Congress As Republicans rethink fiscal policies, a potential new model for the party emerges. Vivian Zink / Walt Disney Television via Getty Images. Enough about Joe Biden. You can't keep up with it. Brianna Keilar attends "Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner" presented by Full Frontal With Samantha Bee at DAR Constitution Hall on April 29,... Brianna Keilar attends the "Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner" at DAR Constitution Hall on April 29, 2017 in Washington, DC. Only Gallup? LiveAbout uses cookies to provide you with a great user experience. Boards are the best place to save images and video clips. And I'd like to address that head-on, by assigning all of you some reading that will help you draw your own conclusions. I mean that's Oprah money. President Obama mocks Donald Trump over birth certificate conspiracy, Celebrity Apprentice & his presidential ambitions! In Washington, that's what we call a congressional hearing on contraception. The insult intensified when Obama and Seth Meyers publicly humiliated him at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2011. My next 100 days will be so successful, I will complete them in 72 days. I just don't pay much attention to it. That was a change of pace. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. Although not a color that appears in the natural world. Spock is what Maureen Dowd calls me. Obama on Automakers ''Another difficult challenge is how to help our automakers thrive in the 21st century. Depending on how you look at it. Did anybody not see that joke coming?